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'Hotdog down a hallway'..myth?

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Haha, and suddenly this topic belongs in the "Viewer Discretion Advised" area :P

(For the record...my post above about being hungry was a joke!)

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Although a woman can (supposedly) reverse this result through kegel exercises.

Everyone up to speed?

So, what does that got to do with a hotdog and a hallway? And now, you're gonna havta explain kegel exercises lol.

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It related because kegel exercises (tightening of vay jay jay muscles) are supposed to help women after *ahem* a lot of use over a long time and the hot dog and hallway analogy has to do woth men and overuse.....do you get my drift?!?

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For another dodgy metaphor.... I think the womans... em... "taco" (I'm laughing as I type") :blush: can be likened to a balloon (oh god).... it stretches when inflated but returns to its normal size when deflated.....a womans bits are not rigid they can stretch to accommodate ...*blushing*..... :blush: man equipment :blush: (and babies)....but afterwards will return to its original size... maybe a little more stretched after baby so kegel excercises (i.e. excercise for the pelvic floor muscles) can be used to... em... .tighten things up down there :blush:

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I see........I think I'll just ask my wife about this, and she may be able to explain it best, lol!

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So, what does that got to do with a hotdog and a hallway?

Here you go, markb4-- I'm going to lay it out, plain and simple, no blushing:

It is widely assumed in modern culture that having sex with a woman who's had a lot of sex (a porn star, for example) is not as pleasurable for the man, because her vagina has been stretched so frequently that it's lost a lot of its original elasticity. As Naturally pointed out, the woman is no longer 'tight' down there, so there is less resistance and stimulation for the man's penis. For the man, it is said to feel about as exciting as tossing a hot dog down a hallway...

Hope that helps!

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Well it does help me. I was clueless like Mark there. That's interesting to know in a non-perverted way.

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Here you go, markb4-- I'm going to lay it out, plain and simple, no blushing:

It is widely assumed in modern culture that having sex with a woman who's had a lot of sex (a porn star, for example) is not as pleasurable for the man, because her vagina has been stretched so frequently that it's lost a lot of its original elasticity. As Naturally pointed out, the woman is no longer 'tight' down there, so there is less resistance and stimulation for the man's penis. For the man, it is said to feel about as exciting as tossing a hot dog down a hallway...

Hope that helps!

Thanks I get it now! Though, I still find the phrase of a "hot dog down a hallway" as extremely obscure and random.

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Glad I could help out!

Thanks I get it now! Though, I still find the phrase of a "hot dog down a hallway" as extremely obscure and random.

You're right, it is totally obscure and random... hence, the reason why people like myself find it highly amusing :lol:

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Birth has a lot more to do with this than "overuse." Let's face it. A baby is just a little bit bigger. But yes, in the ideal world, things return to their original size -- somewhat. The Kegel exercise is supposed to strengthen the lower pelvic/genital muscles and help firm things (back) up. It's basically the muscular action you would do if you really had to urinate and were trying to retain it. It's actually recommended for people who are incontinent too...

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Regarding sexual activity, Dr. Lisa Masterson (OBGYN) has answered this question and said it is 100% FALSE. Some women will naturally be tighter, looser and/or deeper than others but this has nothing to do with number of partners or a man’s endowment. The largest penis is not even close in circumference to a normal baby. She said the only factors that can affect a women’s tightness is a lot of childbirth and menopause. For childbirth, there would have to be some pretty extreme circumstances for this to have a permanent effect.

Don’t use porn as a gauge for anything. There is nothing average or normal about most porn. Their objective is to sell fantasy, not reality. As far as the friction, both men/women produce natural lubricants during sexual arousal…Also, they probably had lube on set…after all they were making a porno.

On 4/26/2012 at 9:02 PM, Claire said:

It is widely assumed in modern culture that having sex with a woman who's had a lot of sex (a porn star, for example) is not as pleasurable for the man, because her vagina has been stretched so frequently that it's lost a lot of its original elasticity. As Naturally pointed out, the woman is no longer 'tight' down there, so there is less resistance and stimulation for the man's penis. For the man, it is said to feel about as exciting as tossing a hot dog down a hallway...

I agree this is the most typical usage behind the term. I have had one sexual partner so not a great deal of experience... but right before my ex and I started dating, she had 60+ sexual partners in about 1.5 years period of time…There was Zero looseness because the vagina returns to its natural state


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