Posted December 16, 2015 · Report post post something funny, anything to make anyone laugh. 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2015 · Report post I found this christian cheesy joke on the internet, I thougth it was funny Not sure if that will make you laugh...but it made me laugh I often laugh anyway... Something Missing - Missing Something?Going over our church finances I found a receipt from a local paint store signed by someone named Christian. I wasn't aware of anyone buying paint, so I called the store to point out its mistake 'I'm sorry,' I told the manager, 'but there are no Christians here at St Mary's Church.' 6 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2015 · Report post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSdxqIBfEAw 6 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2015 · Report post Here's one I just found (contains some sweary words) xxx 3 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2015 · Report post A man goes to a zoo and the only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu. 7 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2015 · Report post What's the cheapest meat? Deer balls cause they're under a buck. 6 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2015 · Report post 1) Sherlock Holmes dies and goes to Heaven. There is a brouhaha. Sherlock Holmes asks St. Peter what seems to be the problem. Apparently, Adam has gone 'walkabout' among all the souls. It will take ages to find him. Holmes tracks down Adam, very quickly. The Lord asks Holmes how he recognized Adam among the millions of souls, without ever having met him. "Elementary, my dear God, he has no navel." 2) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night. At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?" Watson said, "I see millions of stars." Holmes asks, "And, what does that tell you?" Watson replies, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it tells me that it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes retorts, "Someone stole our tent. 4 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2015 · Report post This one is really hilarious and so true in the same time ! 4 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 24, 2015 · Report post Stormtroopers' 9/11 3 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 24, 2015 · Report post Merry Christmas, everyone! xxx 3 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Posted January 25, 2016 · Report post (If you dislike the sweary words... Um... Bleep them out in your mind ) 4 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2016 · Report post http://longestjokeintheworld.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted February 7, 2016 · Report post As a waiter, I found this hilarious: 3 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Posted March 18, 2016 · Report post An American dog, a Polish dog, and a Soviet dog were comparing their lives in their different countries. The American dog is talking all about how he can just bark and get meat. The Polish dog says, "what's meat"? The Soviet dog says, "what's bark"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 4, 2016 · Report post How many lawyer jokes are in existence? Only three. All the rest are true stories. 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2016 · Report post Saw this on Facebook today, and I find it funny. 2 people like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites