Skeptopotamus

Cheesy, Horrible and Hilarious - Pick Up Lines

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"Are you Chinese? Cause I'd like to take you out".

 

A pickup up line sent via private massage from some random user on a virtual pet site back in like 2008 or 2009 or so. 

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Do you like Starwars? I'm like a Clone Trooper I keep missing, missing you. 

Do you like Raisins? Would you like to try a date with me?

My phone seems to be broke, I think it must be missing your number. 

Boy: How are you?

Girl: fine 

Boy: Now ma'am, I asked you you were doing, not how you looked. 

I can see you look fine to me. 

 

I have actually used that last  one.... 

I didn't get her number or anything but I made her laugh though. 

 

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Guy: Hey, how about coming back to my place for sex and some spaghetti?

Girl: No.

Guy: What, you don't like spaghetti?

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