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Got super glue on the tip of my index finger. My tablet is all like "Nope, not a finger."

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I’m trying to decide what song I want played at my funeral but I can’t choose between Groucho’s “Hello, I Must Be Going,†Monty Python’s “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life†and Peggy Lee’s “Is That All There Is?â€

 

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How about "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen?

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If there's one funny thing about my town being placed on high terrorist alert during a historical celebration, it's that there's an equal number of men in plate armour and halbards standing guard as there are actual policemen.

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I think I'm just going to start buying books again. I am horrible with returning my books back on time.

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after all I've been through, the mistakes I've made, the sins I committed, there's still this one God who remains faithful to me. I'll be forever grateful

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Sometimes when I'm half asleep and my feelings are most vulnerable, my brain is like, "Psst, you're gonna die some day."

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I have only ever heard the term "grassy knoll" in reference to the JFK assassination.

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When you live next to an Army base, you hear booms and the first thing you think is "oh, they sure are practicing close by today".

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