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If some pervy guy ever sends me a picture of his penis, I'm gonna send him a link to this video:

 

 

 

:lol:

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If some pervy guy ever sends me a picture of his penis, I'm gonna send him a link to this video:

 

 

 

:lol:

That post made my day.

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I bet I've locked my keys in my car more times than anyone on this site has theirs.

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I bet I've locked my keys in my car more times than anyone on this site has theirs.

I probably would have too, but my car won't lock from the inside unless the door is closed.

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I was just pulling into a Moe's for lunch, smacked into a nonsensical ninja curb blocking 3/4 of the entrance, and drove to the next parking lot over. A group of women eating outside saw the whole thing. Guess I'm eating somewhere else..

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What funky little fingers toes are.

 

P.S. I know I'm weird. I own it. :)

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Is it bad that when I went to a haunted house with my younger sister that I screamed "Mommy help me!" Multiple times? I told people it was my sister lol

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Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language than you and everyone  wants to touch you. this is the life of a dog

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When I find an old pair of pants in my closet and find cash in the pockets I'm like:  :D

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