Matthew

Waiting-themed pick-up lines

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Hey guys,

 

The title says it. Any ideas? I know most of us would probably wait a bit before explaining our WTM intentions, but just for fun...

 

I was thinking something like, "Hey girl, you play your cards right and you might get a piece of this in a minimum of two years."

 

Or, "My God, I'd love to put a ring on your finger."

 

Or, "Girl, I'd wait till marriage for you." (Letting her feel like an exception is optional)

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"Hey girl I'd love to take you back to my place and have a deep discussion on WTM"

:D

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"Hey girl, you play your cards right and you might get a piece of this in a minimum of two years."

 

....

That's just horrific...

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"Hey girl, stick with me and ill take you 'round the world *wink*... In about 3-5 years"

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Hey girl you know what's better when you wait, wine and sex...... yeah I got nothing

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Oh I think I got a real one kinda corny. You know they say true love waits..... wanna experience true love with me?

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This one is stupid. I'm just trying to rhyme:

The date was great, but honey with me you're going to have to wait to mate.

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This one is stupid. I'm just trying to rhyme:

The date was great, but honey with me you're going to have to wait to mate.

The date was great, but honey with me you're going to have to wait to mate, but it'll be great.

Added to it :D

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The date was great, but honey with me you're going to have to wait to mate, but it'll be great.

Added to it :D

Teamwork! 

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Its true what they say.. "A Good thing comes to He who waits"...Well, I'm that GOOD THING worth waiting for!!!! ;-)

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Put your finger into my ring then I can put my "finger" into your "ring". ;)

 

Dear Lord...did I miss this or was I just distracted when I saw it?

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What about.... "hey baby, let me take you on a life cruise of waiting till marriage. Then after that we can buy the baby carriage".

 

Or rather not. I'm sure that would send her running down the street looking for help. Maybe this would be better "Can't wait till our wedding, cause then we can buy the bedding"

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"Excuse me, can you help me find someone?"

 

"Sure, who?"

 

"I'm looking for my future husband. Do you think you might be him?"

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To a girl: "You look great in that dress, but I bet you'd look even better in a white one!"

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