Partly inspired by the "MUSIC!" thread, I thought it'd be just swell to start a thread for those of us that love stand-up comedy. In another life, one where I have stage presence and good material, I am probably a comedian, disillusioned and dissatisfied with life, trying to make people laugh to raise his own spirits and self-esteem. So, if you have a favorite comedian, comedy special or bit, post it here!
I know stand-up can get pretty PG-13+, so if this needs to be moved to Viewer's Discretion that's fine with me.
I'll start with a pretty family-friendly comedian, Jim Gaffigan. All of his stuff is great, so it was hard to choose one clip. This is from his newest special, Mr. Universe.