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As someone that haunts comic book shops on a regular basis, I can safely say that you are definitely not the Last Virgin on Earth. Great intro!

I would simply tell them about Saint Nicholas and let them draw their own conclusions. Santa is real. He's just not a magical elf.

I thought it was going to be "...like playing Monopoly."

I don't know if there are 25 facts about me. 1. I...uh...like...eggs? 2. Not all the time though. 3. Unless we're talking about omelettes. 4. With spinach. 5. Fresh spinach. 6. Not the canned kind. 7. And Tobasco. .....uh..... 8. I like Tobasco. 9. On eggs. 10. Mostly on omelettes, though. 11. ...I am very protective of my socks? Is that a fact about me? Or an opinion I have of myself? I mean, to measure the degree to which I am protective of maintaining the integrity of my mated pairs of socks is, surely, a subjective phenomenon. 12. I don't know how to spell 'phenomenon' without spellcheck. 13. My first attempt to type it for Fact #11 looked something like 'phenomonomonenon.' Once I started typing nomenon's, I just didn't know when to stop. 14. I just chuckled to myself, saying the word 'phenomenon' to the tune of Mahna Mahna. 15. I'm embarrassed to have shared that. Okay, that's ten short of 25, but that's all I got. Oh, one more just came to mind! 16. I'm done!

A close second:

Am true.

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Saint Germaine Cousin. Her simple nobility and endless forgiveness of those that spurned her inspires me to be a better man.

I'll always owe him for Batdance. That's one of the best nerd anthems ever made.

I had hoped this thread would be about Purple Rain.

A troupe of very small hobos live in my closet. I can hear their jug band music at night, but whenever I try to join in, they hide their instruments behind their backs and tell me I was just imagining it. If I didn't know any better, I'd think the tiny hobos that live in my closet were trying to mess with my head.

In an empty jelly jar, with some air holes poked in the lid.

One of my favorite films. I'm a huge fan of David Lynch in general.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Un_Chien_Andalou One of the first surrealist films, and definitely among the most mind-boggling.